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Hello
folks, my name's john-paul (no offence intended) and this is a little
page all about me. ahem, if you're sitting comfortably, then i'll
begin...
well,
I was born on the 23rd of Febraury 1980 (congratulations to Anjelica
Houston, age 41) in sun drenched Hertfordshire. raised by puffins
in a bird sanctuary, i spent the formative years of my life living
on cliffs. I'm half Italian and half Irish (cross-breed not mongrel).
Which half is italian? why the bottom half of course...
after
a short stint as a cruise liner, i decided to pack it all in and
spend my time inventing animals. unfortunately, god had beaten me
to it. i decided to whore myself around every major city in britain,
until i met a mysterious stranger who promised me a magic bean if
i traded my... cow... no that's jack on the beanstalk. hang on,
i made that shit up...
i've
just served my time on a four year environmental health degree in
Cardiff, and by the time you read this I will be working hard in
the thriving metropolis of Bristol.
My
hobbies include:
script writing
writing (in general)
reading clever books
watching clever films
watching
some of the worst films ever made (e.g Jack Frost 1 and 2 and Dungeons
and Dragons)
wresling
with shaven wolverines!
dancing like i'm psychotic or on drugs, or indeed like a psychotic
on drugs
extreme late nights/early mornings just chilling in good company
generally
laughing until i hurt
imagining that liv tyler and i have some kind of future together...
anykind
of music if it's different/original/unique/quirky/funky (delete
as applicable)
There
are definitely more things than I have listed, but I can't think
of them right now so there! Let me tell you a little more about
myself... my home home is in Torquay ("oh i went there when
i was X years old" i hear you cry!) well stop crying, it ain't
that great.
I
can't think of any thing else to say except...
thanks
for taking the time to look at not mystic cage of bone, don't forget
to e-mail me with
any ideas or comments. cheers, jp
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