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thought
that there were no other sites as shit as this one? well you were
right, but there are other sites which are almost as aimless and
out of the goodlyness of my own bunkum gland i present them here...
www.hatsofmeat.com
- does exactly what it says on the tin. This
one is just sooooo surreal...
He
Man saved my balls! - a cartoon
adventure showing how, um, well, how he man saved orko's balls.
Unbelievably childish.
He Man
ate my balls! - another in the balls
series. In this dramatic episode watch as He Man quests for, well,
balls.
www.lovelylivtyler.com
- pictures...
of... liv... no dirty ones though. none of liv tyler's soft focus,
milky white, well lit face superimposed on the body of a tanned
plump german lady with blonde pubes and a total body tattoo either.
just lots and lots of the lovely Liv... ah liv... incase
it's not clear i luuuuurve liv tyler... and she loves me... she
does...
www.geocities.com/philbill
- here you may find out all about my mate phil. share in his love
of buffy (the series not the girl), or give him a job. or give him
a job where his sole task is to watch buffy. either way...
www.cookdandbombd.co.uk
- chris morris, the man that smashed his penis
into the wasps nest when he did the "peadogeddon" brass
eye special not so long ago, has a lot of followers. much of chris
morris' very funny radio one days are archived here. please go there
and prepare for rib damage...
www.tshirthell.com
- please go here. please don't be easily offended.
where else can you get a t-shirt emblazoned with the words "VAGINAS
ARE WEIRD! or "IF YOU'RE ALREADY THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SUCK MY DICK?" or even "THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE FUCKING ON
THE BACK OF MY SHIRT... JUST KIDDING, BELIEVE IN JESUS!"? i'm
guessing nowhere else, and those were the mild ones... i want to
see people in bristol wearing these...
ocassionally
i also demand
good sites
too. here you will find a list of sites which i find useful, nostalgic
or generally entertaining. key word "i".
you on the other hand may find them banal, trivial, and altogether
not unlike the pain felt when uh... well when being hurt i suppose.
what the hell, as long as you find it.
www.he-man.org
- with the death of heman-shera.com, the pictures, sound files and
absolutely whopping collection of episode synopsisesesesesssess
and reviews are being slowly transferred (as of 07/02/03). download
hundreds of skeletor samples, hurrah
www.poweroid.co.uk
- the people that sold me the computer that made this all possible.
they also happen to be great. buy their things! they win awards!
www.lemonjelly.ky
- the bestest most favoritist band in the whole world. very peaceful,
happy, and surreal music. currently piping out of my stereo in fact!
see their beautiful album cover, and listen to their streaming audio
tracks. then scoot straight off to amazon or somewhere and buy the
damn album!
www.dvd.co.uk
- about the cheapest place to buy r2 dvds. I got the buffy dvd box
sets for £59.99 instead of 80 odd nicker. postage was free
too! have a goosey. some of the earlier ones going for 40 nicker
at the mo, so get in there!
www.play.com
- these blighters have just recently reduced the cost of their buffy
boxed sets too, and they offer free postage. They can flog you region
1 dvds too though, months before they come out here, and muzak too.
postage takes a while in my experience though...
if you know of any funny or bizarre sites or indeed if you
have made one of those sites which i am craving then please, for
the benefit of the barn owls i have trapped in my washing machine,
send them to me. i will return them unharmed in an a4 envelope lined
with bacofoil. ok, i know i'm talking shit, but it's late. email
me at jpb@mysticcageofbone.com
ps let me know if any of these links stop working and i'll trace
down the reason sharpish like.
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