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© 2002 John-Paul Bove

for newcomers, this is where it happens... no-one has yet explained what "it" is, but by golly it happens here...

news is updated on the occassionally, every occassionally. leading research has shown that the daily bone contains the most accurate news when compared to standard invention. and heck, where we've lied at least we were funny.

we have arranged 14 traps around the office to catch the news as and when it strays near-by. THIS is where news comes to die. we NEVER put a healthy news down.

THIS is YOUR page.

THESE are YOUR stories.

THAT was complete BOLLOCKS.

07/02/2003 - Jamie Oliver: A Dick

29/08/2002 - Japanese Urethra Veto

28/08/2002 - Pondskaters declare War on Earth

28/08/2002 - Biblical Paradise Found in Snails Eye

 


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